Michael Spooner

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

FAAAAAACEBOOK

Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

VALIDATOR

You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Godlike spy - 007 level

You're following 200 people

Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

You're following 100 people

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

Amateur spy - Johnny English level

You're following 50 people