Maxle Fusion

Mr Canalands 31 years-old It's complicated

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.