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Guyfrustrateandirritated

Mr In a relationship

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Invader

    You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • Binkie

    You agreed with your own post. Nice.

  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

  • Verified

    You are now a certified FML member

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.

  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts

  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.

  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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