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BlackSalamander

Miss Valenciennes 29 years-old Single

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Colonel Whiskers

    Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!

  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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