RedPanda1317

Corpus Christi 31 years-old Single

great 25 January 2013, 20:36 San Juan, Puerto Rico 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend complimented me on my ass. Before I could say thanks, she continued by commenting that she wouldn't mind "breaking it in". FML

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ncbb5 4 November 2015, 18:57

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML

83 comments