peanutmonster

Miss 34 years-old

tine 16 November 2014, 09:44 Sydney, Australia

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

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Anonymous 21 January 2015, 11:57 Howell, United States

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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