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    When there is edible food in my fridge

    Lewis - 18/12/2018 18:00

    Actually, it never happens...
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    Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
    Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

    Akitakat 31
    Wednesday 19 December 2018 14:36

    Calm yourself!

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    Akitakat 31
    Wednesday 19 December 2018 14:38

    I’ll just grab a quick snack & no one will ever know...

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    Akitakat 31
    Wednesday 19 December 2018 14:36

    Calm yourself!

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    Akitakat 31
    Wednesday 19 December 2018 14:38

    I’ll just grab a quick snack & no one will ever know...

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    SailorSolaris 43
    Thursday 20 December 2018 13:21

    Bunny! 😍😍😍

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    Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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    Today, one of my uni professors held a contest for the first half of my first semester. 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 5th got a brand new textbook requisite to the course. Me, who came in 4th? A 2” used plastic toy owl that she pulled out of her purse. I moved 300km to attend here, attend lectures faithfully and score A+. WTH? FML
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    Today, I found out my husband was faking his leg injury. I caught him out and about walking just fine, hand in hand with another woman. I’ve been caring for him, holding down the bills, and taking him to an "at home" chiropractor for the past 7 months. FML
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    Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
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    Today, a week after my son was born via C-section, I received 3 messages from 3 different women saying that they had recently slept with my fiancé. One of them said they tested positive for herpes. FML
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    Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I found out I have diabetes. She thought it was an STD and I had cheated on her. So I explained what it really was and she dumped me again because she didn't want her future children to inherit my fucked up DNA. FML
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