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By lifeless - 16/12/2018 23:30 - Saudi Arabia - Dammam

When people asked me about my day, I literally made up a story about meeting my “imaginary” cousin who came back from a trip to catch up just to hide the fact that I was sat home all day doing nothing simply because I’m single, jobless and have no friends
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westoz 24

Try brush off the questions with like a “meh, same old stuff” and ask a question that’ll lead to a different subject. That way you won’t have to worry about remembering your lies because one day someone will ask you how your cousin is and you’ll have to make up a whole life story for your cousin.

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saffy66 34

Who’s asking the question? Clearly not someone close enough to you to bother giving a detailed answer to.

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westoz 24

Try brush off the questions with like a “meh, same old stuff” and ask a question that’ll lead to a different subject. That way you won’t have to worry about remembering your lies because one day someone will ask you how your cousin is and you’ll have to make up a whole life story for your cousin.

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interesting33 36

hey you're not the only one. I'm in a similar situation. going to clubs and meeting like-minded people is really helpful or meetups and things. additionally an employability programme might be useful and churches often run social events if that would be helpful? who can be amazing 2. You're not the only one Opie and you're not alone.

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saffy66 34

Who’s asking the question? Clearly not someone close enough to you to bother giving a detailed answer to.

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