Money: What's my rating?

What's my rating?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I'm deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

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You deserved it 2 645

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By Arsinoe - 06/01/2010 00:02

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I'm actually alive. FML

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Scammed

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I noticed my credit score increased by 30 points. Not understanding why, I checked credit karma and found out someone opened several credit cards in my name. FML

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Thanks, "Mom"

By thafinest - 12/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I received a call from a collection agency. Since I had no clue, I was ready to file a police report for stolen identity. I then called my mom only to find out she has been opening new credit cards with my information for 3 years and not paying them. My credit is ruined and I'm only 21. FML

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You deserved it 2 299

By MommyLovesMe - 08/03/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, I learned why my credit score is so low. My mom stole my identity almost three years ago. Her excuse? "You didn't need good credit for anything anyways". FML

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You deserved it 3 354

DMV blues

By driver - 06/01/2010 14:55 - United States

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently, according to the state of Illinois, I'm dead. FML

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You deserved it 2 824

By wdavi022 - 05/01/2011 09:01

Today, I found out my identity was stolen. The person got credit cards in my name and didn't pay the bills, which has ruined my near perfect credit. The worst part about all of this is that I can't turn the person in. It's my mom, and sending her to jail wouldn't really work out for anyone. FML

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You deserved it 5 454

By resurrected - 04/09/2013 15:59 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

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You deserved it 2 988

Spirit world

By Anonymous - 21/01/2017 10:00

Today, I got another in a year-long string of threatening letters about my late mother's credit card bill. I've called the credit company repeatedly to settle the account, but they won't talk to me because I'm not authorized to access it. Hope they have a Ouija board. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 017

You deserved it 499

Computer says no

By Terry J - 13/11/2024 14:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to be a responsible adult and check my credit score. I accidentally mistyped my password five times, got locked out, and had to call customer service. They asked me so many security questions, I started questioning my own identity (and sanity). FML

I agree, your life sucks 334

You deserved it 171

By scammerssuck - 11/08/2012 09:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:25

90% ? Well I suppose you could be a zombie.

untoldfame 3

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:29

In Soviet Russia, Credit Report Kills You!

Comments

f_u_u_f_f 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 22:31

Vegan zombie says GRAIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS

ilovesk8rs107 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 23:42

Lmao. This was epic =]

ajlardner 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 23:45

THIS BELONGS ON MLIA.

Fingers0689 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 23:47

Lol well the bright side is dead people don't have to pay taxes!

hbgoddard 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:00

YDI for being 10% sure you're dead.

morglyt 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:14

maybe he's like bruce willis on the sixth sense. he's dead, he just hasn't realized it yet.

anglicdvil524 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 0:33

I wonder what has to happen to turn that 90% to a 100%...hmmmm? ;)

mommmma 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 1:58

ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

PurpDOODE 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:20

WIN.

bugmenotmofo 34

Thursday 24 September 2009 2:41

your 90% sure that you aren't dead?

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