Money, Technology and Geek: Unlucky or just forgetful?

Unlucky or just forgetful?

By failphone - 07/01/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I lost my third phone in a year, making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 966

You deserved it 31 588

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 206

You deserved it 2 918

Mr Butterfingers

By Anonymous - 25/03/2024 19:00 - Canada

Today, I dropped my phone. I'd only just bought this new phone last night. It barely survived 12 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 196

You deserved it 481

By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 369

You deserved it 23 107

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 280

You deserved it 3 967

No plan B

By Marie - 07/02/2025 18:00 - United States - Sterling Heights

Today, my phone randomly stopped working and I have three phone interviews. FML

I agree, your life sucks 500

You deserved it 66

Karma karma karma karma chameleon, you come and go.

By Karma - 15/03/2017 02:00

Today, I forgot my phone in a restaurant bathroom because I was too distracted trying to steal three rolls of toilet paper without anyone noticing. After sinking that low because I was too broke to buy my own toilet roll, I'm now also in the market for a new phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 680

You deserved it 7 240

A tale as old as… well, 2007?

By Melody - 09/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 326

You deserved it 260

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 07:14 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 463

You deserved it 16 123

Grifter

By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 716

You deserved it 684

By xxteenhearts - 29/05/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 130

You deserved it 4 177

inface2b 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:59

What is wrong with you people? Ive had one phone and its never broken

bumg6186 3

Friday 3 July 2009 0:30

I agree with #9. It's called responsibility people.

Comments

TheCube 6

Friday 24 June 2011 17:44

Even my coffee looked at you and said "DAAAAAAAMMMNN!!"

viciouspanda 0

Monday 19 September 2011 7:21

Ummm...what????

veronicabrianne 13

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:14

clearly you shouldnt have a phone until you can show some responsibility

jmanh 6

Monday 5 March 2012 3:18

Great way to change up the FML.

AppallingRogue 2

Sunday 13 May 2012 4:35

You shouldn't get any nice phones...no offense

merrielp 13

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:44

I still have my first phone from 12 years ago. Wow.

jarodrjones 4

Tuesday 26 June 2012 12:16

you don't deserve a phone

pmm3 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 20:01

I dont think they were stolen..

babysittingfail 0

Thursday 26 July 2012 17:32

I've only lost one phone due to disaster... It was dropped out of my brothers pocket from the top of a 180 ft. roller coaster...

rivaraven 35

Tuesday 18 September 2012 22:26

Don't buy yourself a new one. You're gonna lose it anyway.

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Today, I found out my roommate was exposed to COVID back on New Year's. She tested positive on the 4th and was scared too tell me because she, "didn't want me to see her as irresponsible." Now I can't work for 2 weeks and need to find a place to stay because my roommate still doesn't think it's "that serious." FML

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You deserved it 196

Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML

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You deserved it 10 834

Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 229

You deserved it 991

Today, I received a call offering me a job with the census bureau. I applied for this job 6 months ago while I was still fighting tooth and nail to stay where I was. Since I didn't get the job, I was evicted from my apartment, got on public assistance, and moved from North Carolina to Florida with my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 720

You deserved it 2 557

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 800

You deserved it 2 819

Today, it's been two years since my dad died on my birthday. Last year I was able to be out of the US on the day thanks to rewards points, because I don't want to be around my normal boring routine the day of. This year I could have made it if my car's repair cost less than $600. Turns out it's going to cost $1000. FML

I agree, your life sucks 391

You deserved it 102