Today, (yesterday) I sat on these wobbly stools my teacher had... - FML

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By Meows_Make_Music - 16/12/2018 06:07

Today, (yesterday) I sat on these wobbly stools my teacher had put, I bent over to grab pencil, And the stool's legs fell off. Everybody started laughing, what made it funnier that it was ME who broke it? I'm Overweight, and they think that's why it broke. FML

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Tuesday 18 December 2018 20:07

that really sucks. bullying is really horrible. I hope you have someone that you can go to and you stand strong and confident. shoulders back chin up but one of the best pieces of advice I was given was to imagine that everybody likes me even if I didn't think that they did. imagine that my brain is sending out waves that so everyone likes me and to act like they do and that was helpful

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 18 December 2018 20:07

that really sucks. bullying is really horrible. I hope you have someone that you can go to and you stand strong and confident. shoulders back chin up but one of the best pieces of advice I was given was to imagine that everybody likes me even if I didn't think that they did. imagine that my brain is sending out waves that so everyone likes me and to act like they do and that was helpful

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