Intimacy: Today, with my new piano teacher, we spent the first 5 minutes... - FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2016 22:42 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, with my new piano teacher, we spent the first 5 minutes of him talking about his day, then the last 25 minutes him talking to my dad about a soap opera they both watch. My dad doesnt see why i think i need a new teacher, and is now mad at me for not knowing the song he shouldve shown me. FML

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