Miscellaneous: Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife.... - FML

By zztopspinner - 14/03/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 09:37 - Australia

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

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By jmac - 11/03/2012 03:06 - United States

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By hurts - 04/05/2009 18:48 - Canada

Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

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By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

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Slice of life

By Eleanor - 19/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML

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Fork off

By Godzilla’s wife - 28/12/2024 18:00 - United States - Orange

Today, I was washing dishes after eating Christmas leftovers. I pulled a knife out of the drying rack and put it away to avoid cutting myself on it, yet I still managed to scrape my thumb on an errant fork in the sink. FML

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Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2022 06:00

Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML

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grahambertus 11

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:38

"wanna know how I got these scars?"

HondaKidd 5

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:36

Buahaha! Derp

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upsidedownfrownn 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:16

Just for fist pumping.... You totally deserved that one.

kx1234 3

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:18

I would of been like why you looking perv

kx1234 3

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:23

Sorry wrong one

TheNinjaBacon 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:20

Like a boss!!!,

Cinny90 7

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:21

My mom would laugh too if i did something stupid like that.

kx1234 3

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:24

Sorry wrong one

WhoaItsKiernan 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 3:04

Then why go on FML if they all are so "stupid"?

joelgleason 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 3:20

Theres a category for celebrating, and then theres celebrating TOO EARLY. You fall under the second one.

vturbz91 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 3:37

Ahahaha this is the best fml ever

_k_a_r_e_n_ 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 4:00

Rule #1 of being in a kitchen: if you drop a knife just let it fall!!! YDI.

kittyx33 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 4:13

At least they didn't break your little heart... (All time low reference)

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