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By Anonymous - 02/12/2018 05:40

Today while working in a hospital I split my pants down my butt. A female co-worker said this made her want to give me a hand job. Then five surrounding female co-workers began laughing hysterically. I was the only man present and I think I was just sexually harassed in the workplace...FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

Yes you were, so report it. I hope it gets taken as seriously as it would if you were a woman, because if a man said this about a female co-worker, he'd be hauled into a sexual harassment meeting, or probably even fired.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

That's not an opinion, pal, that's a choice. If a woman sees your ass crack, and decides it turns her on enough to give you a hand job, then all power to you. However, OP doesn't deserve to be treated like a sex object, because no doubt if the situation were switched, he'd be branded a pervert, would have been slapped repeatedly, then fired. His co-workers might see it as leveling the playing field since women are the ones that usually have to put up with it, but the truth is, if they don't want to get it, don't give it.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Yes you were, so report it. I hope it gets taken as seriously as it would if you were a woman, because if a man said this about a female co-worker, he'd be hauled into a sexual harassment meeting, or probably even fired.

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Devon Knoles 10

Me personally I wouldn't mind. I believe this to be harmless. Not only that I would not report her, and might even take her up on her offer. But that's just my opinion.

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Miss_Red 18

I agree.. This IS sexual harassment. I'm so, so sorry this has happened to you, OP. Please report these women for what they did to you!!

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BurnInDemonFire 35

That's not an opinion, pal, that's a choice. If a woman sees your ass crack, and decides it turns her on enough to give you a hand job, then all power to you. However, OP doesn't deserve to be treated like a sex object, because no doubt if the situation were switched, he'd be branded a pervert, would have been slapped repeatedly, then fired. His co-workers might see it as leveling the playing field since women are the ones that usually have to put up with it, but the truth is, if they don't want to get it, don't give it.

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interesting33 36

Exactly..Imagine if a woman's trousers split and her male colleague said they wanted to finger her. Please know you can talk to HR and you aren't making a big deal or being stupid, this was sexual harassment.

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crazycrochetlady 12

I'm trying to imagine how split pants gives one the desire to do that. As a woman I say report this coworker, and all those that thought it was hilarious because it's not so funny when a woman is on the receiving end of that.

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