Work: Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw...

By Justforlolz - 24/11/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

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Justforlolz 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:04

That was painfully bad...

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Keyman1212 14

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:02

Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.

xlorawrz 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:01

Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.

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misshighjinks 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 23:40

People get crazy around the holidays...

jkf1228 3

Thursday 24 November 2011 23:43

Shit fart

bad_chiquita 5

Friday 25 November 2011 0:00

Tell that customer to buy two turkeys then.

hidingmaster 2

Friday 25 November 2011 0:05

I'm sure that customer has been told he "should have a bigger one"... But hey, I guess we all can't have what we want.

flamerocker 9

Friday 25 November 2011 0:05

?_?

iyazwoodfle 4

Friday 25 November 2011 0:07

That's wut she said :P

Halessies 0

Friday 25 November 2011 0:07

You should tell them to grow their own turkeys...

daxter136 0

Friday 25 November 2011 0:13

She wants a bigger turkey to throw at you. Maybe he/she should through themselves at you

cheesecakebabe 0

Friday 25 November 2011 0:23

Haha that sux for you but at the same time is extremely hilarious

babyzann 0

Friday 25 November 2011 0:34

T-U-R-K-E-Y!!~~~~~

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