By Imfricken24 - 18/12/2018 06:13 - Australia
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I'm 25 and was told I looked 16 the other day
I asked God to make me 13, but as The Offspring sing in "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"...
"Okay, I'm just going to take an X-ray of your..." "How cute. I didn't know hospitals let you high school kids come and try the equipment. Be careful, though. It's not a toy." "Sir, I'm 24, and I know exactly what I'm doing." "GTFO! You look at least 12! Maybe up to 16, at a push! What's your secret? Is it these X-rays? Do they work on everybody, or are some people immune? Hey, I just had a great idea! Let's see what happens if you X-ray my balls! Go on! It'll be fun!" "Sir, I need to determine if your wrist is fractured, or broken. And you said yourself the machine is not a toy, so please. Sit still." "Okay... fine... party pooper..."
I'm 19. The other day at my job an old lady questioned me about working there (I pointed out my staff shirt), and then she told me that she thought I was "probably about 10, maybe someone's grandkid just running around".
you should have said you were 12. They seem dumb enough to believe something like that.
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"Okay, I'm just going to take an X-ray of your..." "How cute. I didn't know hospitals let you high school kids come and try the equipment. Be careful, though. It's not a toy." "Sir, I'm 24, and I know exactly what I'm doing." "GTFO! You look at least 12! Maybe up to 16, at a push! What's your secret? Is it these X-rays? Do they work on everybody, or are some people immune? Hey, I just had a great idea! Let's see what happens if you X-ray my balls! Go on! It'll be fun!" "Sir, I need to determine if your wrist is fractured, or broken. And you said yourself the machine is not a toy, so please. Sit still." "Okay... fine... party pooper..."
I asked God to make me 13, but as The Offspring sing in "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"...