Today, while waiting for my food, my drink was already sitting...

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By Thatwasmydrink - 20/03/2018 00:09 - Turkey - Adana

Today, while waiting for my food, my drink was already sitting on the counter. A woman with her (approx. 6 year old) daughter approached the counter to order. The girl started to lick my drink cup all over, while starring at me.... FML

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