By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
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tacojauns 45

That is literally THE BEST response he could have given

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perdix 29

That's so much funnier a response than murder. And probably almost as effective!

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limitedition 25

My Dad would have used you as target practice if you came near his daughters again. You got off easy

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sexyboi1985 27

He definitely did !

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Enslaved 36

You're lucky. He could have sent you a penis re-attachment ad after he threatened to cut it off.

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Dracoboxer357 35

29- A penis reattachment ad? :) Is there such a thing? One would think if you cut your penis off, doing God knows what, you'd probably scoop it up and run screaming obscenities all the way to the hospiral, begging and sobbing for a miracle recovery. I couldnt see myself suffering that misfortune, and calmly flipping through the yellow pages to call in an appointment to have it reattached sometime next Thursday. ;P Anyone that would is either a better man than I, or a certified ******* wacko.....imho. ;)

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Enslaved 36

Maybe an "ad" was the wrong word to use but there's plenty of information on the internet about that particular surgery being done and it's successful rate. Grim! He could have sent those article.

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dantee2005 33

Straight to favorites!!!

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kee_breezy32 34

check who your sending your text messages too before you send them!! did they have similar names or something that you got confused ?

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Jjimen1654 9

In a month thank him for the link and tell him it really workedand his daughter really enjoys it now. That would make him so angry! Haha

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