Work: Today, while serving at the checkout at work the customer sneezed....

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By salii321 - 17/04/2016 18:13 - Australia

Today, while serving at the checkout at work the customer sneezed. He then proceeded to give me his items...which were wet. I couldn't was my hands for three hours. FML

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