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By Anonymous - 28/03/2016 00:27 - United States - Columbus

Today, while riding my grandfather's four-wheeler, the brakes conveniently decided to stop working right before I got to a ditch. The four-wheeler flipped and I was thrown from it, only to land on my shoulder, breaking my left collarbone, as the four-wheeler landed on my right arm fracturing it. FML

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