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By Unemployed - 16/10/2011 07:15 - United States

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 10:52 - Australia

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

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By Damn - 06/12/2016 20:12

Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 22:03

Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling upbeat and confident I was gonna get the position, until I saw that my main qualification on my resume was being a "real n**ga" and "getting bitches and hoes 24/7." My brother had changed it as a prank. FML

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By Farah - 26/09/2016 14:42 - Bangladesh

Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML

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By Hey, thats not math!? - 09/08/2016 20:20 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML

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By he is going to hell - 18/09/2012 21:46 - Australia - Forestville

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML

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Red flag

By Yes, I still like him. - 25/03/2026 22:00

Today, I just discovered that the guy I really like, whom I greet with a wave and a sweet "Hi!" to everyday, wasn't really greeting me back with a "Hi!" and a wave. It was a "Heil Hitler!" with a Nazi salute. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 06:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my job application got denied once again. I looked over it, and saw that my roommate added "screwing over customers" and "hiding dead bodies" under my skills. FML

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By fuck you, tasha - 24/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

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zingline89 18

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:10

That's nazi way to get a job.

indielove 13

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:10

The awkward moment when OP actually does get hired.

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Jewdazking23 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:45

ajmacrae 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:48

Your brother is a complete jackass

icantellu 7

Sunday 16 October 2011 18:19

Haha I love how your comment is right after the comment- " your brother is awesome!"

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:54

Thats very unfortunate OP, hopefully the interviewers realise that its a mistake and you get the job. However, I do find this FML heil-arious.

Joey44 15

Sunday 16 October 2011 19:35

I see what you did there...

alvinshen 10

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:59

Your bros the next richtofen

MacieMassacre 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:00

Dude that sucks :/ sorry

hannahcorrine 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:03

Oh no! That's really bad

abrownboy15 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:12

Maybe they'll take it as a plus. They'll be like "oh this guy shares his beliefs no matter what. Shows leadership! He's hired!"

alival 12

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:14

Woah! Um that's pretty suckish! FYL!

JDUB35 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:15

Hahahahahaha that's good shit

vegis 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 17:19

LOL

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Same thing different taste

Just a prank, bro

Red flag

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