By Kallian - 16/01/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML
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kurodansei 16

Well there is a certain euphoria that comes woth acceptance

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Lbeck 7

Go back tomorrow and talk to her, cheer her up and ask her about her life. It's always interesting to listen to elderly people talk about how the world used to be.

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skyeyez9 24

Old people can be painfully honest.

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wifeyHo2011 1

Aw poor lady. Go back and talk to her and cheer her up , it's sad to see how elderly die alone and depress

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jdime209 2

Damn.. Your neighbor is just chillen and waiting huh lol

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Xotoolyxo 16

She's probably lonely ): bring her some cookies and cheer her up !

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EvilUndead 9

Look, if you want to argue with yourself, at least make separate account for each of your personalities.

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itsallbullshit 4

Was her name Olive Specter?

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mthurston 14

Awesome old person!

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