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By CFB_FRS - 06/03/2016 21:19 - Canada - Bolton

Today, while moderating FMLS, I saw an FML posted by my girlfriend about me. FML

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Sunflora219 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:18

And now you've posted one about her. Consider the points even now.

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Sunflora219 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 3:18

And now you've posted one about her. Consider the points even now.

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