Work: Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole...

By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

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Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

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Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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By shoveless - 20/12/2016 21:08 - United States

Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML

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By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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franticravyn 7

Monday 19 September 2011 12:26

They say all teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me... They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.

underguarded 20

Monday 19 September 2011 12:32

This sounds like a job for Chuck Norris. It's ass kicking time.

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Mxpxdude189 0

Monday 19 September 2011 19:49

next time instead of trying to stop them get it on video and laugh about it. golf is a waste of a sport anyway.

RensM 22

Monday 19 September 2011 22:32

You deserve it for trying to ruin their fun

AShadowSoul 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:36

Are you ******** me... I know who did that =D

1himfan666 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:56

Can u say lawsuit...

TheJawsman 18

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:20

Plot your revenge on this one. Do you have any security footage of the kids doing this? If so, report this to the cops and have the *uckers arrested. The last laugh is always the best one.

thiscrazything 1

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:53

Please don't prosecute my son!

SkateboardGirl88 11

Tuesday 20 September 2011 6:58

Hey they stole my bucket list!

i_am_that_one 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 8:26

Sorry about that, I love golf carts alot... Haha

TangibleHell 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 10:39

You're an idiot, next time someone tries to run you over, get out of the way! It's not like they were going 80mph and you didn't have time to jump out of their way.