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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 03:10 - United States - Paterson

Today, while I sat in class, the hot girl in front of me was wearing a thong with very see through leggings. While I was spacing out and staring at her ass, the teacher called me up to do a math problem on the board. I got up in front of the whole class with a boner and had on basketball shorts. FML

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