Love: Today, while I'm deployed in Afghanistan, my girlfriend decided...

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By sweet kid - 26/02/2016 10:54 - Afghanistan

Today, while I'm deployed in Afghanistan, my girlfriend decided to ignore me all day for no apparent reason. She's on a business trip and let something slip about another man. When I asked she said I'm sorry I shouldn't have said anything. FML

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