Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person...

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 03:02 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

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By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Not now

By anonymous - 02/02/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Right before I was about to climax, he asks, "Do you remember when you bought the homeless guy with one leg a hot dog?" FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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Heat of the moment

By English_Nut117 - 30/10/2013 19:17 - Canada - Georgetown

Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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abu4u 26

Sunday 15 March 2015 12:06

It's ok as long as he sounds like Morgan Freeman.

rhysfucker 24

Sunday 15 March 2015 12:02

You need curtains or blinds.

Comments

ShadowGenius 12

Sunday 15 March 2015 16:19

This is why I don't have sex in a car anymore.

cr500guy 11

Sunday 15 March 2015 16:35

Is Ted Williams making a comeback?

ckerane 16

Sunday 15 March 2015 16:44

That's hilarious

Delsanity 13

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:06

Erm curtains? Who have sex with no curtains and in front of the window?

Ducklord21 14

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:15

I would keep going just to hear the storyline

brendejafulable 41

Sunday 15 March 2015 19:44

Freaks cum out at night?

mcamilli 14

Sunday 15 March 2015 20:30

Hahaha could've been worse if it were cops!

jay2800 3

Sunday 15 March 2015 20:36

im sorry OP, but that is awesome lmao

MaryPoppins88 14

Sunday 15 March 2015 20:37

What kind of voice over?

Kramer1998 20

Sunday 15 March 2015 20:37

In that situation I would have done the exact same thing

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