By Anonymous - 27/02/2015 19:37 - United States - Roseville

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Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
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Xquisite1 28

Just tell him that "your" dick loves ******* "his" pussy. Problem solved.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

a brain fart over a real fart any day

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joeblow6969 5

bet there was a good 30 second awkward silence after that

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davincidasecond 24

I say dumb shit when I'm having good sex. That's why I just say one word at a time or grunt.

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beezy906 11

My boyfriend has done the samething to me. we just laugh and let it go.

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revidffum69 22

He was trying to coax you to talk dirty to him. Maybe that's his "trigger" phrase.

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sandman19 11

Let's be honest.. We have all been there ?? me and my girl just laugh

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KingOfTheLosers 7

holy shit! the most hilarious thing I have heard in months!!))

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yellowzinnias 20

That's when you laugh, say, "Oh yeah?" and rub his butthole. You either have a fun new activity or a funny story to remind him of on every anniversary. People take sex way too seriously, lol.

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spike7447 13

Ya know... He could be bisexual and fantasizing about some dude ******* his man pussy... Think about it

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