Today, while having sex my boyfriend wanted to try erotic asphyxiation... - FML

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By Safarigirl15 - 15/09/2018 00:31

Today, while having sex my boyfriend wanted to try erotic asphyxiation on me, so I said yes, I passed out for about 4 minutes and remember waking up to my boyfriend on top of me, let's just say his broken nose and my bruised forehead call for never doing that again, FML...

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CrazedSanity 17

Saturday 29 September 2018 14:58

Do not negotiate something like this in the midst of sex! This stuff needs to be talked about beforehand. Do either of you even have experience in how to have done this safely?! You could have easily ended up dead!

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CrazedSanity 17

Saturday 29 September 2018 14:58

Do not negotiate something like this in the midst of sex! This stuff needs to be talked about beforehand. Do either of you even have experience in how to have done this safely?! You could have easily ended up dead!

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