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By bigmusclebro - 01/03/2016 17:49 - United States - Portland

Today, while glazing over in class, a splash of saliva slithered its way down my throat and into my wind pipe. Instead of making my way out the door and getting a drink of water, I thought holding it was the best bet. I ended up in an insane coughing fit while tearing up from the force exertion. FML

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