Miscellaneous: Today, while driving, we were nearly hit by another vehicle....

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By auroxtra - 19/04/2016 09:40 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, while driving, we were nearly hit by another vehicle. I flipped the other driver off when we stepped on the breaks, before continuing to drive; only to watch as he followed us straight into a parking lot and pull up next to us. FML

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