Transportation: Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty...

By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 10:12 - United Kingdom

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

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Same thing different taste

You dolt!

By ilovefootball - 07/09/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

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You deserved it 78 218

By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Dingus

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 13:24 - Tanzania United Republic of

Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML

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You deserved it 66 065

By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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You deserved it 117 735

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 345

Wandering eye

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband managed to crash the car because he was too busy looking at an attractive girl with her leggings wedged up her ass crack, and I know he only crashed because he was looking at her, because I was in the car with him when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 110

By Anonomous - 26/01/2015 15:48 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 664

By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 168

Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 20 265

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 614

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:14

Maybe the pretty dude will let you rear-end him.

Stfu_bitch 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 15:55

What the ****??

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melmosuzanne 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:04

how sexy:)

ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:06

Giggity. You deserve it for one reason - not keeping your eyes on the road, man!

melmosuzanne 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:09

next pretty female yu see while driving think, grandma cold showers grandma cold showers feminine men:)

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:14

Maybe the pretty dude will let you rear-end him.

duke10861 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:21

hahahahahahahahah

thegirlnextdoorr 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:41

#18- Good one ;D

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:57

Hahahha, nice.

robotdancer 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:58

haha 18

xoxolovemexoxo 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:04

omg!! that's hilarious!!

twinny_sc 13

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:28

perdix wins :)

damador 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:16

You shouldn't be staring at anything else but the road to begin with dumbass. FYL and YDI aswell.

Nacirema20 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:18

Oh wow... Haha. you really failed OP... Good job ;P

xxdontforgetxx 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:18

fail aha

iamchuck 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:24

Dang, you sure look a lot like my wife.

Cassie17_fml 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:27

she's a little girl...gross

xxdontforgetxx 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:29

thaaa ****

iamchuck 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:38

Geez, I said there was a strong resemblance to my wife (who happens to be of legal age to be married). I wasn't hitting on her.

catsareahmazing 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 17:40

27- lmfao

lonesomeXheartbr 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 18:27

you sure look a lot like my future wife jkjk

xxdontforgetxx 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:30

Chill dude CHILLLLL

stewpididiot 11

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:19

Damn! I hate it when that happens ....

iamchuck 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:22

He was the bottom to your top. Sir, could you please step out of your closet.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 20 July 2010 16:24

YDI for playing the crying game. YDI for having a car.

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Same thing different taste

You dolt!

Dingus

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Play it cool

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