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By mom - 26/01/2014 04:29 - United States - Spring

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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By Disgruntled - 16/03/2016 12:01 - United States - East Lansing

Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML

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Rozza17 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 11:08

Well she did listen...in ways

sleepyglowstar 32

Sunday 26 January 2014 11:09

that really sucks. unfortunately small children can be rather literal!

Comments

thisisg 9

Sunday 26 January 2014 16:04

yeah, they're very specific!

Zach2014 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 16:22

What a great kid.

vikky538 28

Sunday 26 January 2014 16:46

lol... this would be a childhood unforgettable memory ... don't spread it to relatives... keep it as family memory...

dachayke 16

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:02

This sounds like something that would show up on some soccer mom's blog.

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:11

She is a toddler and they can't hold in their bowels very long once they have to go. So by the time you walked in the door, it just came out. She couldnt make it to the toilet without crapping her pants.

howdoilogin 9

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:25

Can't help but reminisce about the newgrounds game "Don't Sh** Your Pants".

patrioticamerica 3

Sunday 26 January 2014 18:12

smart kid

bodysurfswell1 2

Sunday 26 January 2014 18:12

Seems like you have a lot of shit on your hands

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 26 January 2014 18:15

Sure hope it was outside...

beautifulsoul89 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 18:55

Its the life of having kids, oh the joys!! Least she listened to you and waited till she got home instead of pooping her pants, so you can't be that mad. I have a 2 year old and if he can't make it to bathroom he pulls his pants down and poops. Yes very inconvenient, but its still a learning process for them. And alot easier than to clean up stinky poop clothes!