No. Your butt is just fine *winks* Also, when you're in prison, be careful not to drop the soap.

Thanks. I'm flattered and frightened that you say this. How do you know?

Let's just say, that voice you hear when you're alone in the dark isn't the wind. *evil grin* I look at your bare ass by the moonlight.

Oooh, that's so creepy, I'm tingling. . . Go on!

You also have a very big------ mouth. :)

I must say perdix, as your legal representative, I say go for it! We can always hire Mercy to kill them and hide the bodies and/or sell them as " wives" to wealthy forgieners, so don't pass this opertunity up ;D

Having Mercy kill snickerdoodles and I would be a little odd. Didn't you know Mercy's a hooker? :P

OK Starfire, the prison wouldn't let me in. They said I asked too enthusiastically to be put in "the hole." I called the cops to come get me and two big guys showed up and I showed them what these girls wrote to me. They seemed very interested and abruptly said they needed to go to the squad car. Now the windows are fogged up and even though the car is not moving, I believe they have a flat tire. I can hear a "fap, fap, fap" sound. I might just get away with this!

I got out of breath just reading this. But besides that, I seriously doubt every single person would do exactly the same thing.