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By Why-dont-people-call-first? - 31/03/2018 12:52

Today, while breastfeeding my baby my husband ducked out to the shops. I had put bub down to sleep, but hadn't yet put a shirt or bra back on when I heard the knock on the front door. Figuring hubby had returned I opened the front door. My brother in law dropped in to meet the new baby. FML.

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