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By Kay42 - 23/02/2016 03:34 - United States - Abbeville

Today, while at track practice, I decided to try out for pole vaulting. I was doing great. After a couple tries I messed up and loss my balance. As I went up, I came back down and shattered my right wrist and broke my right ankle. By the way, it's very hard to type with just my left hand. FML

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