Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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wrestler17 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 0:56

You're a ******* asshole

BlueIsDead 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 9:29

Lol this is where that thing in your head called a brain comes in!

that_guy_you_are 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 10:10

serves them rgught for being asians asians shoudlnt be in muuraca.

hanners 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 2:41

I live in California, and most the Asians here can't speak english very well.

hahaohwell 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 3:22

hahahahha dumbass

xaelgames821 0

Monday 18 May 2009 2:15

u racist mofo

dan81892 2

Monday 18 May 2009 2:54

the asian guy is right, you are an asshole.

Weezie 0

Monday 18 May 2009 11:37

u a fukin asshole arent u.... dipshit...

thekush 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:44

yeah.. you werent being diplomatic. you were just being a dick.

OhFiddleSticks 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:44

That sucks for you.

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