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By FartJokesAreFunny - 20/10/2018 04:07

Today, while at luch with a bunch of co-workers, my boss yelled at me for laughing at an accidental fart joke he made, saying I needed to grow up and stop acting like a child. Then proceeded to make sexual jokes and hit on a co-worker after lunch. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 23 October 2018 10:01

Come on. When was the last time you saw a professional stand-up comedian make fart jokes? Except maybe Jeff Dunham. They're the most tired, overused jokes out there, even more so than Knock Knock jokes. But your boss is just as bad. And seemingly very creepy.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 23 October 2018 10:01

Come on. When was the last time you saw a professional stand-up comedian make fart jokes? Except maybe Jeff Dunham. They're the most tired, overused jokes out there, even more so than Knock Knock jokes. But your boss is just as bad. And seemingly very creepy.

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