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By Anonymous - 07/03/2016 19:38 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while at a party with my mother and older brother, my mother introduced me as "the girl who likes to draw" and my brother as "the chef." My brother finally got a job at Subway and I design multimillion dollar buildings as an architect. FML

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