Kids: Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling...

By noname - 03/01/2009 03:26 - France

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

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By bleachingmykidsbrains - 01/07/2015 23:38 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

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Smell good

By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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What are you doing?

By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By me - 23/10/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML

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By crazydaughter - 12/04/2012 12:51 - Egypt

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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I think I should leave

By jonathan - 17/02/2025 20:00 - France

Today, I was talking on the phone about how my son's babysitter is an absolute sicko, that she smoked weed next to my baby, that she smells bad, etc. I literally said her full name and the way she looks. Then I felt a hand on my shoulder; it was her, and she'd heard absolutely everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 14:14 - United States - Berwyn

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

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Thanks for the help

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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By iailwkrb - 26/02/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the oldest little girl who is 7 went through my purse. She pulled out a half empty bottle of lube. She asked what it was and I told her lotion. I went to the bathroom and when I came out, the bottle was empty and there were 4 kids covered in lube. Then their mom came home. FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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Friday 8 May 2009 7:49

Why does it matter if the babysitter's a guy or a girl? Either way, it's freaky.

wtfisthis 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 6:47

WTF OF COURSE THEY FIRED HER DUMBASSS!!!

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latkematzoball 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:07

yum. wow she (i hope) must have been bored lol

zirnaH 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 22:01

Why would you hope it was a she??

latkematzoball 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:08

oh, ur not a stalker at ALL, #12. . . .

glitter_kiss 0

Friday 10 July 2009 21:37

O.O wow

Mauskau 35

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:48

wtf. also, anyone else notice all of the other posts on this page(in date order) are from like the same place in france?

chickinova 13

Friday 4 November 2011 6:31

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Flea_fml 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:07

sounds like the start of a porno. Hot MILF nabs panty sniffer, MILF shocked, baby sitter flashes her and everyone knows how it goes then!

papahmarioulez 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 16:14

umm.... wow... STALKERISH

1733817338 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 3:39

C.r.e.e.p.y and just wrong! thats the strangest thing ive ever hearf! just nastay man o.O maybe thats how they show interest in someone hahaha

XxXx4xXxX 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:43

ewewew....that's gross, ughh

z620 0

Monday 22 February 2010 22:08

haha he must have been soo embaressed at least I hope it was a guy... anyway while this is happening where was the kid playing with a blender?

gagneana000 5

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:36

smelling?

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