Miscellaneous: Today, We were working on a project in my Bio class so the teacher... - FML

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By Dylan - 26/02/2016 03:48 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, We were working on a project in my Bio class so the teacher was playing music. She all of the sudden screams "DYLAN DO YOU NEED TO GO TO THE NURSE?" We all look at her confused including me. She sighs and says "Oh I'm sorry, you were dancing. I thought you were having a medical problem." FML

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