Miscellaneous: Today, We were supposed to go to Puerto Rico. Our seats were... - FML

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By Cristian - 26/02/2016 15:28 - United States - Orlando

Today, We were supposed to go to Puerto Rico. Our seats were taken so we were booked for another flight. Those seats were taken too. Now we're booked for the last flight later. So we decide to head home to wait, only to realize a few bags and keys to the car are on their way to PR. Before us. FML

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