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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 01:48 - United States - Miami

Today, we had a sub for Spanish class and I was using my phone and I clicked on this one video and my volume was all away up and then all of the sudden the video starts playing with moaning noises in the background.. Everyone thought I was watching porn in class. FML

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