Intimacy: Today, trying to spice things up with my boyfriend, we had sex...

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By emlizcat - 28/02/2016 20:05 - United States - Atlanta

Today, trying to spice things up with my boyfriend, we had sex in one of my dorm's showers. I guess we were taking too long because someone came up behind the shower curtain and dumped freezing cold ice water on us. FML

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