Today, while working as an IT/Gas Pump technician, I had to shut... - FML

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By Redneck IT guy - 11/01/2018 11:03

Today, while working as an IT/Gas Pump technician, I had to shut a convenience store down for a system upgrade (Turning on chip cards). A disgruntled customer pulled a gun on me outside. After an argument I produced my own concealed and licensed firearm, both of our guns failed to fire, he ran off. FML

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