Today, someone stole all my stuff from my house.... which was... - FML

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By Terri - 14/05/2018 08:38 - United Kingdom - Isleworth

Today, someone stole all my stuff from my house.... which was badly damaged in a gas explosion a month before. The local council told us everything left behind would be safe. I can't even replace it because I was made redundant two weeks after the blast. FML

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Wednesday 16 May 2018 18:06

This is a chain of really crappy events. I wish you hope and urge you to remember it won't be like this forever. Please take care of yourself OP

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 16 May 2018 18:06

This is a chain of really crappy events. I wish you hope and urge you to remember it won't be like this forever. Please take care of yourself OP

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