Today, my wife told me how wonderful I am in her eyes and that...

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By Husband - 27/01/2018 18:01

Today, my wife told me how wonderful I am in her eyes and that she would love a child from me, how do I tell her I can’t have kids FML

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kaylahart 7

Tuesday 30 January 2018 7:00

uh you two should not have been married without knowing the important things. I.e having kids.

user918 12

Tuesday 30 January 2018 21:57

How did the topic of kids never even come up during your relationship until now?

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lukesick1 12

Monday 29 January 2018 14:11

Try asking about adoption and if that doesn't work find potential donor I guess?

kaylahart 7

Tuesday 30 January 2018 7:00

uh you two should not have been married without knowing the important things. I.e having kids.

user918 12

Tuesday 30 January 2018 21:57

How did the topic of kids never even come up during your relationship until now?

lukesick1 12

Wednesday 14 February 2018 22:31

Perhaps he didn't know until after.

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