Today, my boyfriend told me before our dinner date that he was...

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By Outdated - 18/01/2018 12:36 - Canada - Kirkland Lake

Today, my boyfriend told me before our dinner date that he was tight on cash and I should mind what I order. I end up with a hot dog and water and he decides to get a full burger platter with poutine and a beverage. So much for cheap? FML

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