Today, my boss fired me after I informed her of a surgery I have...

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By screwed_over_by_life - 22/02/2018 12:52

Today, my boss fired me after I informed her of a surgery I have in a month. She said the recovery time would be too long and would interfere with my job. I work 4 days a week and I'm morning shift, recovery time is 9 days. FML

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bibobobonnor 8

Friday 23 February 2018 22:32

How is this a nearly FML, I've seen actual posts that were much less horrible than this

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 24 February 2018 21:31

Clearly your boss has never heard of FMLA.

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bibobobonnor 8

Friday 23 February 2018 22:32

How is this a nearly FML, I've seen actual posts that were much less horrible than this

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 24 February 2018 21:31

Clearly your boss has never heard of FMLA.

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