Today, I went over to the guy I am seeing’s house to hang out....

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By nogoodluck - 09/03/2018 11:50 - Canada - London

Today, I went over to the guy I am seeing’s house to hang out. We finished our business, and upon glancing over, I see a fake eyelash stuck to the pillow. It’s not mine. FML

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Sunday 11 March 2018 0:52

It's his, right?

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Sunday 11 March 2018 0:52

It's his, right?

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